My new friend, my new enemy

That's not a child's shoe people—that's the shoe of an average (and recently turned 28 year old) man, I shit you not! The biggest long neck I have ever seen, this sucker holds 1 litre of tasty, tasty cerveza—you almost need to hold it with two hands to drink (always straight from the bottle because that's the way I was brought up). Cristal is one of the better beers over here followed closely by Escudo. There is another beer here called Kuntsmann, yeah that's right, Kuntsmann and it tastes like it sounds: wrong. Now here's the best bit, this big fella costs $2 Australian, give or take! And, if I return this bottle to the geezer around the corner, who sold it to me through a grill in his shop window, I get another one for just under $1.70! (bear in mind that took a hideously long time for me to understand what he was saying—he even resorted to pictures). If I wanted, I could put myself in a coma for less than the price of a pint of draught in Australia—I can't afford not to drink it.